Character Interview
with
Mia Kelly and Tessa Kelly
I had the honor of
setting down with the Mia and Tessa this morning. I think you all are in for quite a treat!
These two ladies were an absolute delight to chat with.
Sarah: “I am so
happy you ladies could make it!”
“Please
have a seat.” {Waves my hand towards my plush interview couch.} “But no going
to sleep on me regardless of how comfy the couch is.” {smiles}
“Mia how
are Nolan and Chase? Your boys are just absolutely adorable.”
Mia: “Thank you!
They are great. Chase doesn’t have the whole ‘sleeping at night’ thing down
yet. He’s kinda got that reversed right now, but that’s okay. He’s such a good
baby. And Nolan is so sweet with him. He wants to help with everything, and he
talks to him a lot. I love that. I can’t wait until they can actually play
together.”
Sarah: “I know
the men have been getting a lot of attention lately. How are you ladies taking it?” {Eyes Tessa in
particular cause I can see her wanting to smack anyone who dares to touch
Luke.} “I honestly don’t know if I could be as sweet as you lovely ladies.”
Tessa: *throws
head back and laughs* “Oh, I’m definitely not sweet about it. But I get it.
Luke is fucking hot, and he’s got that cocky asshole thing going on, which
drives me nuts, so I get it. As long as these bitches don’t touch him, I’m
good.”
Mia: “Plus, I
think Reed is keeping the interviewers busy.” *looks at Tessa* “Has he slept
with any of them yet? Did he tell you?”
Sarah: {Leans
forward curious myself} Yes, do tell. We won’t tell anyone.
Tessa: “No, but
that doesn’t mean he didn’t. I think he liked that Kellie chick over at Kinky
something.” *laughs* “He’s such a slut.”
Mia: “I don’t
mind if women swoon over Ben. I mean, look at him. It’s impossible not to. Then
he opens his mouth, and boom, it’s over.”
Sarah: {Nods in
complete agreement with Mia}
Tessa: *nods,
looks at Sarah* “No touching. I’ll straight up cut a bitch if there’s touching.”
Sarah: “Got it!”
{Holds my hands up, laughing} We can look but no touchy! “I must say you ladies
are lucky.” {Shakes my head all dreamily}
Sarah: “Okay,
let’s start with a lightening round and let you ladies get comfortable. If you
will answer the following questions with whatever comes to mind first.”
Sarah: “Lace or
cotton.”
Tessa: “Lace.”
Mia: “Lace.”
Sarah: “Sweet or
salty.”
Mia: “Sweet.
Definitely.”
Tessa: *smiles*
“Salty”
Sarah: {Smirks
and gives Tessa a knowing wink}
Mia: “Eww, gross.
I can hear where your dirty mind just went.”
Sarah: {laughs}
Tessa: *shrugs*
“What?”
Sarah: “Fast or
slow.”
Tessa: “Ooo, can
I pick both? I like to start off slow, but I usually don’t have a say in how I
get it.”
Mia: “It depends.
I like fast and hard with Ben, but he’s so hot when he’s slow.”
Tessa: “Whore.”
Mia: “Skank.”
*Mia & Tessa high-five each other.*
Sarah: {laughs} “I
can feel the love.”
Sarah: “Top or
bottom.”
Tessa: “Top!”
*does a little dance in her chair*
Mia: *laughs*
“Yeah, top. Ben likes that.”
Sarah: “Telepathy
or Telekinesis.”
Tessa: *looks at
Mia, then at Sarah* “Say what?”
Mia: *laughs*
“I’d want to read people’s minds. So telepathy.”
Tessa: “What’s
the other one mean?” *smiles* “Is it sexual?”
Mia: “I think
telekinesis is when you can move things with your mind.”
Sarah: “mhmm”
{nods and agrees with Mia.}
Tessa: “Oh, I can
do that anyway.”
Mia: “What?”
Tessa: “Yup. I
just have to stare at Luke’s crotch, and it moves.”
Mia: *covers her
face with both hands* “Oh. My. God. You didn’t.”
Tessa: “I’d love
to know what he’s thinking though. So I’m going with that one.”
Sarah: {Reaches
over and high-fives Tessa} “See! Tessa, knew what I was getting at.”
Sarah: “Okay,” {Smirks}
“Everyone thinks that men have the dirtier minds but I beg to differ. Do you agree or disagree with me ladies?”
Tessa: “My mind
is filthy, but Luke might have me beat.”
Mia: “I don’t
think anyone tops Tessa. Some of the things she thinks of… it’s crazy.”
Tessa: “I’m don’t
have a filter. Except around the kids.”
Mia: “Which you
don’t always have.”
Tessa: “I’ve only
slipped up a few times with Nolan.” *smiles* “I should be rewarded for my
efforts. It’s tough keeping this mouth clean.”
Sarah: “Tessa
let’s start with you on this next round.”
{Sits back and gets comfortable in my chair, scanning my notecards
debating on where to start.}
Sarah: “What is
your favorite position to drive Luke crazy with? We know you like to push his
buttons.”
Tessa: “Oh,
that’s easy. I just bend over.” *smiles* “Seriously, that’s it. I’m dropping
stuff left and right when we’re together just to put my ass in his face. And he
makes this noise…” *touches her neck* “Right in the back of his throat when I
do it. It’s crazy hot.”
Sarah: “Mia, would
you like to answer this question too? I know everyone would love to know how
you drive Ben mad.”
Tessa: “He must
be going crazy right now since you’re breastfeeding.”
Mia: “He’s
obsessed. I think he’s debating on keeping me permanently pregnant.”
Sarah: “Mia is
there a particular thing Ben can do to drive you crazy in the bedroom.”
Mia: *smiles*
“He’s a cop. He has handcuffs.” *winks* “And he’s creative.”
Sarah: “Tessa I
am sure that Luke has many things that get you humming but let’s try to keep it
at one. If you can.”
Tessa: “He talks
against me” *points to lap* “There. When he’s… you know. That drives me crazy.”
Mia: “What does
he say?”
Tessa: “Really?
You want to know?”
Mia: “No. Never
mind. For some reason, I wasn’t thinking.”
Tessa: *sighs* “I
love it.”
Sarah: {Thinks
Tessa is one lucky woman and clears my throat to ask my next question.} “What
is one fantasy you would both like to see your men fulfill in the near future?”
Tessa: “Sex in
his cop car.”
Mia: “Yup! I’m
dying for that!”
Tessa:
“Seriously? Why aren’t they doing that? I’d lose my mind.”
Mia: *crosses
arms* “I want that.” *looks at Sarah* “Wouldn’t you want that? Can you imagine
how hot that would be?”
Sarah: {Wiggles
in my chair a little just thinking of hot sex in a cop car.} “God, Yes! Do they
have any hot cop friends you can hook me up with? I now need hot sex in a cop
car!”
Sarah: “Mia, I am
curious to know after the incident with Nolan walking in on you and Ben if you
two lock your bedroom door now.”
Mia: *laughs*
“It’s always locked now. He’s getting older, and already asking questions about
stuff like that. I don’t want to traumatize him.”
Tessa: “Just do
it after he falls asleep.”
Mia: “That
doesn’t matter. Nolan gets up in the middle of the night.”
Tessa: “Has he
asked you where babies come from yet?”
Mia: “No, but
when we were potty-training him, Ben would show him how big boys pee’d in the
potty, and Nolan kept asking why Ben’s penis was bigger than his. Then he
wanted to know if his was going to be as big as Ben’s.” *shakes her head*
Tessa: “Valid
question.”
Sarah: {Nods my
head in agreement with Tessa.} “I am with Tessa on that.”
Sarah: “And Tessa
when Nolan visits please make sure you and Luke lock the bedroom door! {laughs}
I would hate to the wrath of your brother.”
Tessa: “I’d never
do that if Nolan was at our house. I’m way too loud.”
Mia: “Please
don’t. I’m not ready to explain to Nolan why Aunt Tessa screams when she’s
alone with Uncle Luke.”
Sarah: “Okay,
Ladies, last question, what is your ideal Friday night like? Is it candlelight
and roses? Curling up with a good book? Or maybe hot sexy with your man?
Enquiring minds really want to know.”
Mia: “I like
being at home with Ben and the boys, watching a movie together.”
Tessa: “Snooze.”
Mia: “Oh,
whatever. As soon as the boys are down, Ben and I go at it like horny
teenagers.”
Tessa: “My ideal
Friday night is having sex in a cop car.”
Mia: “You haven’t
done that yet.”
Tessa: “I know.
But that would be my ideal Friday night.”
Sarah: “Please
let me know if you ever get that fantasy filled. I will need deets!” {Gives Tessa my ‘I am so
freaking serious face.’}
Sarah: {Smiles
and stands up} “Thank you ladies for stopping by this evening. I hope you will stop by and visit again soon.”
Please show Mia and
Tessa some love and check out Where I Belong and All I Want by the Amazing J.
Daniels.
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All I Want