No, get your mind out of the gutter. Not THAT kind of horny. 

I'm talking about the horns on my head. It doesn't matter how I try to disguise them with updo’s and headscarves; they're two permanent, pointy reminders of my parentage - a feisty Fairy Godmother for a mom, and a towering ogre with poor impulse control for a dad.

I can’t help stand out even as I try desperately to blend in.

And now I've gone and turned into a Big Bad. 

My heart is in tatters, and I've turned the man I love from sexy stud into a sad sack.

And the worst part? 

Despite everything I've done to him, Stefan's still willing to fight to find our Happy Ever After and he’s determined to prove there’s a halo held up by my horns!